Wednesday, February 21, 2007

In Search of a Metaphysical Explanation of Why Two Toilets Crap Out at the Same Time
By Don Iannone

Crappers crap out--
even the best of them, and
that would be a Toto, or
so says our $150 an hour plumber.
Did you know toilets breakdown
for a lack of use, as well as over-use?
Go figure.

I wouldn't be kidding if I said
all this beats the crap out of me.
Why would two fine, upstanding commodes
bite the dust at the same time?
Reincarnation plans together?

It would be different
if we had young hooligans about the house,
who thought flushing tennis balls
was an entertaining way to spend
a cold, snowy Sunday afternoon.

Well, the good news is
we are the proud parents of
two identical twin Toto toilets.
Both just waiting
to show us what they can do.
Can't wait to give them a test drive.


Rob said...


Don Iannone said...

Rob...glad you enjoyed it. I felt shit out of luck when they told me I needed two new crappers.

starry nights said...

That is funny.two toilets giving up at the same time.

Dan said...

Who knows what those kitties have been putting in there...

gautami tripathy said...

This is hilarious. So what did you do?


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