I returned to Cleveland for a really big homecoming. I remember it well. How they welcomed me...flags waving, bands playing, big parades and everything. Yes sir! Lucky for me I arrived on Flag Day.
-Bob Hope
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
-George Burns
I could dance with you till the cows come home, on second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.
-Groucho Marx
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-Mark Twain
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