Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Instructions on being a good Santa

Santa is even-tempered. Santa does not hit children over the head who kick him. Santa uses the term folks rather than Mommy and Daddy because of all the broken homes. Santa does not have a three-martini lunch. Santa does not borrow money from store employees. Santa wears a good deodorant.

Source: Advice to employees of Western Temporary Services, world’s largest supplier of Santa Clauses, NY Times, November 21, 1984.

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