Do you ever feel like you cannot deal with all the crap in your life? I do. Here is something that can help. My personal legislature passed a new bill this morning outlawing the storage of crap on my personal premises. I offer this as model legislation for all who feel the need to "let go" of the crap in their life. I call it the "Cut the Crap Law."
Under the authority granted to this personal legislature by God Almighty, notice is hereby given that it is unlawful for (your name) to store emotional and spiritual crap on these personal premises for more than one hour. Moreover, such crap may not be piled higher than than one inch from the tops of your shoes. Furthermore, all crap must be disposed of in a responsible and non-toxic way to other human beings. Any violation of this law will result in the immediate seizure of the crap by the karmic crap police.
Signed into law on this date, (_______).
Authorized by the members of this personal legislature:
Me: _______________________________
Myself: _______________________________
I: _______________________________
(Your personal seal should be affixed here)
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