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-I love animals, they taste great.
-EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
-"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
-Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
-The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest!
-Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
-A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
-Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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